The Funniest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded

The Funniest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded Wydawca: Lyons Press Opis produktu Here are1,237 laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There's something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue--from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,237 funniest things ever said: "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."--Rita Rudner "I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto."--Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe "I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died."--Malcolm Forbes "The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, 'You know what? Let's just grab lunch.'"--Bill Maher Features: Index, Price on Product Specyfikacja SKU: LYON048144952 EAN: 9781493041190 Waga: 363 g Author: Price, Steven D. Binding: Paperback Pages: 344 Publication Year: 2019 BISAC Category 1: REF019000 BISAC Category 2: LCO002000